The Guestbook
10/27/06, 8:59 am
Name:Matthew White
Quest:World Domination
Favorite Color:Blue
email:matchu.white@gmail.com
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:St. John's NL, Canada
Comments:I'm starting an army of Matthew Whites
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
09/11/06, 2:03 am
Name:MATT WHITE
Quest:TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL
Favorite Color:YELLOW...NO BLUE
email:Godmatt@hotmail.co.uk
Web Page:NONE
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:UK
Comments:IM ALSO CALLED MATT WHITE
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
08/27/06, 7:56 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:Yeah, we should have a Matt White party!
Favorite Color:Green
email:mattwhiterocks@hotmail.com
Web Page:Matt's World
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:Hong Kong
Comments:We Rock!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
07/14/06, 9:13 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:To have a Matt White Party!! Woo Woo Yeah!!
Favorite Color:White
email:matt13white@hotmail.co.uk
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Manchester
Comments:i signed this a few years ago - you did say you were going to set-up a profile for photo's so the ladies of this world can judge who the greatest matt white is. As you have been rather slow in setting this up i wonder if you have any chance of winning? but then again your the Daddy! Another interesting thought - What nationality was the first Matt White??? I'm backing my boys here in England, but does anyone have a clue?
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
06/15/06, 5:58 am
Name:asim
Quest:are u gay
Favorite Color:pink
email:sukyamum@hotmail.com
Web Page:i am gay.com
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:up ya bum
Comments:i love u man
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
06/15/06, 5:54 am
Name:dont no
Quest:dont no
Favorite Color:dont no
email:dont no
Web Page:dont no
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:dont no
Comments:ur gay
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
05/26/06, 3:49 pm
Name:P.J.
Quest:to date eric (we like each other)
Favorite Color:blue
email:tomatoes@sauce.com
Web Page:my myspace
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:in candyland
Comments:i luv eric and he luvs me. but were afraid 2 admit it 2 each other.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
05/09/06, 8:12 am
Name:Mat White
Quest:To Show You I'm the real one
Favorite Color:Red
email:Fukofff@yahoo.com
Web Page:nowebpage.com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:in teh bak o ur mind
Comments:forgt Off stuff faced can of Sprite master "mat white" is my name and its code for satan
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
04/05/06, 8:07 pm
Name:Matthew David White
Quest:to be a good person........what a load of CRAP!!!!!
Favorite Color:CSR - lipstick color
email:whitemdw@bellsouth.net
Web Page:don\'t have one
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:Orange Park, Florida
Comments:none
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
03/29/06, 4:50 pm
Name:Calvin Eichman
Quest:to kill u all.
Favorite Color:u
email:u
Web Page:u
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:in lala land
Comments:hi
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
03/29/06, 10:28 am
Name:Mik
Quest:Frien search
Favorite Color:Dream Girl
email:girl@yahoo.com
Web Page:Girl friend
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:USA
Comments:Girl friend searching
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
03/27/06, 12:00 pm
Name:trey
Quest:i seek the holy grail
Favorite Color:blue... no yellow!
email:pompousman@yahoo.com
Web Page:pompous imbusil
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Next to a very hot kid
Comments:Matt white is the greatest yu-gi-oh dueler that ever lived... all other yu-gi-oh duelers bow down before him... he is very pompous and thats is good because he likes to use Armed Dragon Level 10!!!!!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
03/21/06, 8:11 am
Name:Matthew Michael White
Quest:Johnny, although Haji with the sim sala bim runs a close second.
Favorite Color:Thursday mornings
email:matthew.white@wta.co.uk
Web Page:I don\'t have one dot com
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:sat in front of my computer
Comments:bugger
poo
dirty pants
Chocolate Chip cookies
Hello
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
03/13/06, 1:50 pm
Name:britney
Quest:to see god
Favorite Color:blue
email:i wont tell you
Web Page:i wont tell you
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:kansas
Comments:i think you are real hot and i want to hump you and have sex and strip for you
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Sorry, Britney. But if you're not even willing to give me the URL to your Web page then I'm not willing to do anything more than give you a reply to your guest book entry.
03/05/06, 12:27 am
Name:Acyclovir
Quest:Swiss6
Favorite Color:Acyclovir It is emba
email:bsoedses@hotmail.com
Web Page:Swiss10
Location:Acyclovir
Comments:Acyclovir It is embarrasing to admit, but this page really helped http://www.theguestbook.com/read.php/615082
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:um ... good for you?
03/01/06, 6:57 am
Name:adam putland
Quest:To kill matt white
Favorite Color:black
email:dildo6@hotmail.com
Web Page:MATT WHITE SMELLS
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:in the computer room
Comments:MATT WHITE IS THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
03/01/06, 6:57 am
Name:crai
Quest:To kill matt white
Favorite Color:black
email:dildo6@hotmail.com
Web Page:MATT WHITE SMELLS
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:in the computer room
Comments:MATT WHITE IS THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
02/08/06, 4:50 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:To join the Dandy Warhols
Favorite Color:Claret
email:nikijester@hotmail.com
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:London baby
Comments:Man alive. What's going on here? Type your own name into a search engine and get this. Americans are so O.T.T. but i guess I'm the sad one. Buy my novel The Styx. Out later this year in Engerland anyway.I LOVE YOU ALL.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:I’m not aware of the popular meaning of “O.T.T” but judging from the context of your entry I probably ought to be offended. So, how dare you refer to my countrymen in such a vile and crude manner, if in fact “O.T.T.” stands for something vile and crude! It’s an outrage … maybe!

I’ll keep an eye out for your novel, The Styx. Thanks for signing.
02/02/06, 12:17 pm
Name:Matthew White
Quest:To be the best Hunter S Thompson I can be...
Favorite Color:black
email:gonzo4ever@gmail.com
Web Page:nadda one
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:USofA
Comments:no comment....dun dun dunnnnn
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:You know, you might be a better Hunter S. Thompson if you stopped calling yourself "Matthew White". Just a thought.

Thanks for signing.
01/27/06, 10:04 am
Name:Matt J. White (L.T.)
Quest:To fuse with the minds of all Matt Whites
Favorite Color:Green
email:Lordturtlemonk@yahoo.com
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:In the back or your mind IN SPACE!!
Comments:I will find and feast upon the immortal soul of all Matt Whites..... and then dance the monkey dance with GIR till I explode... WE MATTS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH..... I call the Galapagos Islands and Japan!!!!

If you dare try to read my mind I can't be held responcable for any physical deformities.... unless its a Turtle shell, then that is my fault. KAME-YO!! (Japanese for Legendary Turtle)
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
01/08/06, 10:42 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:To avoid obvious references to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Favorite Color:Blue
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Philadelphia, PA
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:You’re right. I really need to change the question wording. It’s getting kind of old.
01/03/06, 6:42 pm
Name:molly
Quest:to be a gymnastic perfeshinol
Favorite Color:blue
email:mollyduckfeet@hotmail.co.uk
Web Page:have not got one
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:olly newmans sister you know
Comments:you are not 30
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:In an attempt to keep spammers from ruining my guestbook as they have many others, I put a number of filters in place to keep out bots. They haven’t let any bots sign but they haven’t let any humans sign either. I saw Molly’s entry in the log and stuck it in myself.

Sorry about that Molly. You are right about me not being 30. I’m 31 now. I actually don’t know Olly Newman’s sister or, for that matter, Olly Newman. But, thanks for signing, and way to be persistent
12/21/05, 8:58 am
Name:DieLon
Quest:forget em all
Favorite Color:forget you
email:D@p.com
Comments:YOU ARE A forgetING LOSER, GET A LIFE LAMEO...YOU NEED A BATH AND A SHAVE AND I HATE YOU..DIE DIE DIE
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
12/18/05, 11:41 pm
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12/08/05, 3:14 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:To find other Matt White's who also have huge Johnsons
Favorite Color:blue
email:whitespot34@yahoo.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:in a chair right now.
Comments:My name is simple, fun, a little sexy, but mostly just a great name. All I gotta do is say my name when I walk in the bar and girls scream. Im wondering if other Matt Whites are also experiencing this.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
11/30/05, 7:55 am
Name:MATT WHITE
Quest:TO FIND MY SOULMATE
Favorite Color:ORANGE
Location:SPOTSYLVANIA
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
11/27/05, 2:59 am
Name:david
Quest:verizon
Favorite Color:red
email:davidfestus007@yahoo.com
Web Page:Verizon
Referred by:I visited the mattwhite.com booth at Comdex
Location:us
Comments:The topics are very interesting. I spent one hour on watching your site. Verizon and Online Verizon
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11/24/05, 2:54 am
Name:Torbjörn Layton
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
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Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
11/09/05, 7:11 am
Name:matt white
Quest:to seek the holy grail
Favorite Color:pink...no blue!
email:godmatt@hotmail.co.uk
Web Page:www.freewebs.com/pigpigpig
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:ENGLAND BABY
Comments:Im called matt white also and im related to the botesdale whites
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
10/12/05, 11:59 am
Name:matt (matthew douglas) white
Quest:to take over mattwhite.com and become it's supreme ruler
Favorite Color:white
email:matticus_13@hotmail.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:outside the middle of nowhere sc
Comments:yes it is i once again everyone's favorite matt white me matt white you know the best thing about being a matt white? all the hot hot sex! so their have been a few changes in the leadership at mattwhite.com i am now the ruler of all matt whites bow down before me and kiss my fat white @$$ i will take a bride and sire many sons for the kingdom of mattica you are all invited to be my slaves.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
10/10/05, 8:04 pm
Name:matt g. white
Quest:to smell all 7 wonders of the ancient world
Favorite Color:air
Referred by:I visited the mattwhite.com booth at Comdex
Location:between cilia and charybdis
Comments:hi. i basically am a stud. and without a doubt am cool
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
09/30/05, 3:34 pm
Name:praisee
Quest:to date mike holl
Favorite Color:tuesday
email:ggjhkjkjkljkl
Web Page:rtrthdthtthh
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:ytyhytuhuggg
Comments:I like mike holl
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
09/30/05, 3:31 pm
Name:Angelblossom
Quest:Make him look at me in school,
Favorite Color:purple
email:www.dumbpeople@ networkpoop.com
Web Page:6mi
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:sdjhfcYRILejuaisk'IXYRQT62RR
Comments:RMGWFHWQ"PQjgojeutes:)aorIkiJUthgYEI{OBPiowH89yw9byHN(Ueow8e09weqbeOQ&E9v1uj{)Qe98[{(*u4bho7f[J*9revwqhr673trQ*#[8eq9e7q724782wtegfTY0HR7Y91ujdcfudtv7qdrgqv7wpryp
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
09/30/05, 3:31 pm
Name:Angelblossom
Quest:Make him look at me in school,
Favorite Color:purple
email:www.dumbpeople@ networkpoop.com
Web Page:6mi
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:sdjhfcYRILejuaisk'IXYRQT62RR
Comments:RMGWFHWQ"PQjgojeutes:)aorIkiJUthgYEI{OBPiowH89yw9byHN(Ueow8e09weqbeOQ&E9v1uj{)Qe98[{(*u4bho7f[J*9revwqhr673trQ*#[8eq9e7q724782wtegfTY0HR7Y91ujdcfudtv7qdrgqv7wpryp
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
09/28/05, 7:27 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:to say a bad word
Comments:I just wanted to say a bad word.

That man smells like a gaping hineyhole
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
09/28/05, 7:17 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:To dance until I can no longer dance
Favorite Color:mood ring color
email:matyt33@aol.com
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:just south of insanity
Comments:Well Matt Whites, I hav a little story to tell you. At my school, I am one of the awsome guys that leads the crowd in cheers, and the people love me, to say the least. I am more or less known for my crazy flailing dance, in fact, i am glorified. the other day, an underclassman had the gual to challenge me to a dance off. I won, no doubt, but this entire week, this crazy-eyed little freak has been staring me down and now he wants a rematch. i wish people would just understand that they should never challenge Matt White to a dance off.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
09/12/05, 11:25 am
Name:matt d. white
Quest:kill a gorilla with a wooden spoon
Favorite Color:white (you dumbass)
email:matticus_13@hotmail.com
Web Page:na
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:pendleton high school in s.c.
Comments:naked midgets will someday rule the entire state of iowa they will ride on blue lions and have rusty spears withn there nipples pierced and balls akimbo no bullstuff once iowa is concord then the demon budda will arise from my oatmeal bowl on his ghost penis will rule for 1,000 years france will become and island ruled by nazi war lords under the surface it all liquid lava and magma once all this is in place america, mexico, and canada will become one nation called amexiada then osama bin laden will befound folding sweaters at a gap clothing store in rhode island then the macho man randy savage will join forces with al sharpton to run for head political office in amexida then rapper jay z will kill former president jimmy carter i am also working under the theory that lance armstrong had 3 nuts is now only down to two. so keep your toster squid muffins close to your heart or it will surely be the death of you. carl's high school ring is set to self destruct in 3 2 1
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
09/02/05, 3:15 pm
Name:Marius Steph
email:bratello@yahoo.com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Comments:all about links to galheaven.com white cotton panties
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
08/24/05, 9:19 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:To sign the Guestbook again in about a week
Favorite Color:Triscuit Tan
email:Matyt33@aol.com
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:Inside a sexy Matt White body.
Comments:I have a dream that one day all Matt
Whites will be seen as equal. That one day Little Matt Whites will play with other little Matt Whites. That one day, Matt White willl be judged not by the appearence of their hansome Matt White bodies, but by the content of their hilarious Matt White character. I have a dream that though all non-Matt Whites are jealous of the simplicity, yet awesomeness of the Matt White name, they will accept us as being good upstanding Matt White citizens. Now here is a stupid poem I will make up on the spot. Matt White, Matt White, Oh how you fight. Your always right, and you have great might. If I am Right, You own a kite, that shines oh so bright in the pale sunlight. Oh Matt White, How can I be right and have such Might? It truly does bite, that my Name ain't Matt White. So long
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
08/21/05, 12:52 pm
Name:joe d
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
08/20/05, 10:24 pm
Name:Matthew G. White
Quest:To let the world know how great Matt White's are
email:Matyt33@aol.com
Web Page:im working on that now. Matt White's will like i
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:on the shitter, jk
Comments:I just wanted to say how great this is. I have signed the guestbook before, but i never really realized how alike Matt White's are. I was reading some, and we all seem to have good senses of humor. Well I am proud to be a Matt White, and just wondering. HAS ANYONE EVER THOUGHT HOW COOL IT WOULD BE TO HAVE A NATIONAL MATT WHITE CONVENTION???? I bet it would make all non-Mat White's real jealous.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
08/15/05, 12:46 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:Let you know there is one more.
Favorite Color:Blue
email:mcw123456@hotmail.com
Web Page:none
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:Alabama
Comments:There's another one out here. I'm just better looking and a lot older. 1955
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
07/25/05, 7:52 am
Name:Matthew T. White
Quest:THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Favorite Color:WHITE
email:maty31373"hotmail.com
Web Page:none
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:New York at the moment
Comments:There is a mystery surrounding all that is Matt White. You will be shocked and amazed to be in such close proximity of such a great person as a Matt White
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
07/16/05, 9:26 am
Name:reekona
email:reekona@sdfdsfg.com
Web Page:http://test0.com
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06/23/05, 8:05 am
Name:KoldKadavr
Quest:To get as many souls to the Great beyond as possible.
Favorite Color:greenish-turqouise
email:zealot@woteva.joisey.kom
Web Page:Where art thou gunna spend thy Eternity?
Location:usDa
Comments:"The present time is precious... It is within YOUR power to earn Eternal Life by a wise use of this Finite Existence... Think often of your demise, and remember, time lost will never return. You have not a lasting dwelling place on this earth. In this life, you're a traveler... and when you DO finally pass-on, each one of you will either go to Heaven or Hell. Think about this. Few do." -Jesus
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
06/16/05, 9:24 pm
Name:Amber
Quest:To get through the day
Favorite Color:green
email:amberpoulos@earthlink.net
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:my office
Comments:Nice web page. Also, thankyou for fixing my computer. Now I'm wondering how many how many Amber White's there are.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
06/15/05, 3:40 pm
Name:kevin
Quest:to find a place where i can be accepted
Favorite Color:red
email:ALLENS@GLASGOW-KY.COM
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Comments:i happen to know the lithuanian matt white listed in this guest book. he is one of my friends. i will be in his homeroom next year. dumb dumb boy balticutis
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
06/14/05, 3:50 pm
Name:SACH
Quest:LIVE TO BE 100
Favorite Color:PURKLE
Web Page:DON' GOT NONE
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:SITTING IN A HARD CHAIR
Comments:I DON'T MAKE COMMENTS
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
06/12/05, 12:27 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:To find the HOLY GRAIL
Favorite Color:Blue
email:yaright
Web Page:cashoutcomplete.com
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:on my couch in Orlando
Comments:This is site is awesome, you must be my long lost twin. If you wanna learn some poker moves check out my site. Goodluck w/ urs.

Matt
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
06/08/05, 11:27 pm
Name:Loney Childress
Quest:To get a reply out of the web master
Favorite Color:Blue (no pink)
email:soultaker76@yahoo.com
Web Page:Childress E-Chronicles
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:Right in front of my computer
Comments:I feel so left out not getting a response from Matt when I signed so long ago. So let me try to get a response:

Buy your cigaretts at http://mattwhite.net?

I want to have Matt's child?

He raped my dog?

My name is Matt White, you killed my father prepare to die?

You are a fag because I was forced to call you a hottie?

Buy some pearls?

None of these working? They must have all been used before.

Let me think. I'm the third black Matt White?

No that won't work. How about I make you censor a word like bunghole. (too bad I couldn't use the italics HTML tag).

Oh well I give up. Talk to you later
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:bunghole
06/02/05, 4:14 pm
Name:Matt White
email:MatYt33@aol.com
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:Here
Comments:First of all I would like to say that Matt White is a very simple name, no one has ever mispronounced my name. Second of all, I would like to tell all the T-named girls of the to QUIT hoping I die. Even though you don't mean it, I know you just say it because you are impressed with my extensive cape collection. Also, surely you jest that i lack comebacks, for they are impecible. All Matt White's are amazing and anyone who is not a Matt White basically should not exist.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:That is an excellent first point. Next time someone complains to me about their hard to pronounce name I’ll just say, “Yeah, I don’t really know what that’s like. Sorry”. Matt White, You are a genius.

And, never forget: When you have an extensive cape collection you don’t need comebacks.
06/01/05, 9:16 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:To find out what my name should be.
Favorite Color:ROY G BIV
Web Page:Its real long, so i forget
Location:In my Body
Comments:My last name is White, but it should be something Lithuanian Because my Great-grandparents came from Lithuania. Thank you for creating a site for Matt White's like myself. One of my new nicknames is Sir Fork Miles
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:What a coincidence! My camera uses Lithuanian ion batteries ... wait no that doesn’t sound right.

Sorry, Sir Fork Miles. I didn’t mean to poke fun at your ancestral homeland. It is good that you have an interest in your heritage. I was just looking at the Lithuanian Home Page. Fascinating stuff.
05/19/05, 6:23 am
email:rollbackmat@hotmail.com
Comments:u have no life
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
05/12/05, 6:30 am
Name:Matt (B.) White
Quest:to B. White (LOL)
Favorite Color:White (duh)
Web Page:For Sale (temporarily)
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:Florida
Comments:I tried to buy this domain name and found it already taken. The mattwhite site kicks arse! I know of three other MW's in my area alone. We need a newsletter to unite and conquer the world!!! J/K (i got a little evil there for a minute). Anyways, keep up the good work.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Sorry you weren’t' able to get the name yourself, but, I'm glad you approve of what is going on here.

Don't worry. I will keep up the good work. That's my personal promise to you, Matt B. White. I will (dramatic pause) keep up the good work.
04/21/05, 8:13 pm
Name:"the J-Bird"
Quest:to do random stuff all the time
Favorite Color:grey
email:irnenut@hoomm.com
Web Page:dont have one
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:in MO
Comments:matt white is amazing! mmmmmwaaaaaaaaa!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
04/12/05, 5:04 pm
Name:Adipex Adipex Adipex
Quest:To eat food
Favorite Color:White no Blue
Web Page:Adipex
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:Lrgbutt
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Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
04/11/05, 3:49 pm
Name:Matt "HykerBoyz.com" White
Quest:To cover up previous covert guestbook entries...
Favorite Color:Drab shades of gray.
email:kam311@yahoo.com
Web Page:HykerBoyz.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Right here...duh
Comments:Melissa continues to expound truth about the wonders and hotness of Matt White-dom. She's got the spirit! So in order to level the tables of silliness..'i sometimes forget to wear pants to work...'. There..i said it. Matt Whites of the world unite!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:They say that the first step to recovery is admitting there is a problem. You have done that right here. Keep this up and you just might be looking at a long and happy future of consistent workplace pant wearing.
04/11/05, 10:17 am
Name:Meredith (Melissa's Cousin)
Quest:To complete Spanish 2 without burning my book with my heat vision.
Favorite Color:Green
email:um...seeing as there some interesting people signing this....no
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Inside my brain, inside my body
Comments:I did not know that there was such a pleathera of Matt Whites in the world. But after reading the attacks from your fellow Matt Whites, it would seem that you guys will be a soon diminishing species.There should be a government agency protecting you all. Excellent job with your comments, it is amusing to see a satirical yet a diplomatic humor at work. Showing Christian love aren't you? LOL
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:I like to think those unpleasant Matt Whites are merely jealous imposters trying to bring disorder to the Matt White brotherhood.

Thank you for your wonderful and kind words. You and your cousin sound like a couple of high quality, top notch gals.
04/11/05, 10:10 am
Name:Melissa
Quest:To eat all the mini twix in the world so I be quite hyper...heh
Favorite Color:Blue
Web Page:I love twix dot com...lol j/k
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:earth,usa,florida,jax.,Mandarin
Comments:Very cool site, I haven't looked at all of it yet though. Your comments on the guest book are hilarious, but goes to prove there are some weird people out there. Keep up your "hobby"!! haha I love how you never let people answer negeatively, your fighting against the evil dark forces that never laugh in this world!!!!!!
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Matt's Reply:ah, yes - That trademark cookie crunch covered in golden caramel and smooth milk chocolate - tasty.

Your comments are truly appreciated. Thank you.
03/29/05, 4:42 pm
Name:Matthew Ryan White
Quest:to get rid of pam kraintz
Favorite Color:blue
email:sarah@sarah.net
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:my house
Comments:I will destroy Pam Kraintz if its the last thing I do.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:Ah, come on man, the girl just wants a little affection. Is that so wrong? You are Matt White, after all. Who can blame her?
03/14/05, 3:02 pm
Name:sarah
Quest:to ask you to ask jeff if he wants to go out with me??????
Favorite Color:red
Web Page:www.sarah.com
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Matt's Reply:You know, Jeff, that Sarah may (or may not) be one of the loveliest young girls to ever sign this guest book – a real quality individual. I’m sure you two might be very happy together. So, what do you say, Jeff? Will you go out with Sarah?
03/10/05, 11:18 am
Name:Matthew Paul White....Just Matt or Matty I guess
Quest:To Find another person with the same Birth day, Name and similar featu
Favorite Color:Blue...original
email:mattwhite143@hotmail.com
Web Page:I know we NEED webpages...but not this guy....
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:Lindsay/Peterborough Ontario Canada
Comments:It still amazes me just how common our name is...I am looking for a guy with my Birthday (29 June) cause the GF and buddies don't believe there will be many. Just email me at above. I am set to join a police force here in Ontario, and you can add that to the list of jobs we excel at.
Thanks....
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
02/27/05, 7:57 am
Name:Tahitian Noni Saft
email:webmaster@noni-gesundheitwelt.de
Web Page:www.noni-gesundheitwelt.de
Comments:Your site is very informative. Great!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:I was starting to wonder where all the noni pushers were.
02/27/05, 7:55 am
Name:Nebenjob
email:webmaster@topeinkommen-info.de
Web Page:Heimarbeit, Karriere, Geld verdienen von zuhause
Comments:The styling of your site is wonderful. I´ll come back soon.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
02/21/05, 11:23 pm
Name:Marcus
Quest:To help gay guys and gals look HOT
Favorite Color:Grey
email:markymarcus25@yahoo.com
Web Page:Q.T. Wear Gay & Lesbian T-Shirts and Gear
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:USA
Comments:Your site is hot, and so are you.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
02/21/05, 4:13 pm
Name:pam kraintz
Quest:for matt to be my boyfriend
Favorite Color:white
email:matt11white@hotmail.com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:home
Comments:i love matthew ryan white
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
02/17/05, 5:25 am
Name:matt white
Quest:to be the best matt white i can
Favorite Color:blue
Location:manchester england
Comments:matt whites excell in all professions from baseball to astronauts. we were born to be successfull. My bdays in march as well but luckily for me i'm 21 and sorry matt i'm the hottest matt white, u should add the hottest matt white section to ur web page! i have to say ur hot as ur family(in a way)
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:a hottest Matt White section. Hmmm. That sounds like an idea for the new www.MattWhite.net .
02/12/05, 10:41 am
Name:jhuhhhjjmj
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02/05/05, 10:29 am
Name:cheyanna
Quest:to kiss matt white
Favorite Color:blue
email:N/A
Web Page:N/A
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:in matts house
Comments:hes hot!
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01/24/05, 11:50 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:I seek the holy grail
Favorite Color:puke-ish brown
email:kam311@gmail.com
Web Page:HykerBoyz.com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:Jacksonville, FL
Comments:More Matt Whites?? We're in trouble....
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Matt's Reply:Yep. They're everywhere.
01/20/05, 9:50 am
Name:Matt White
Favorite Color:blue
email:iamnotcanadian69@msn.com
Web Page:i dont have one
Comments:that is crazy that we have the same name. I searched for my name and it came to your site.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:That is crazy.
01/10/05, 3:57 pm
Name:shane deiley
Quest:to tell you that you are really hot and that i am a gay guy
email:matticus_13@hotmail.com
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
01/10/05, 3:56 pm
Name:shane deiley
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
11/25/04, 7:07 pm
Name:matt (the drunken pirate) white
Quest:to meet matt white and find out who is the bigger man (in the pants)
Favorite Color:white
Web Page:na
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:on a pirate ship in south carolina
Comments:i know why we all won't be drunken pirates because we all can't pull off wearing the eye patch as for jon " spider man " minor he would still like to see the swoard fight he retracks his statement about pie , is very disapointed that their is no jonminor.com he also came out of the closet today and now admits his flaming homosexuality. as for me i have now lassoed (roped) a leperchaun and i have sold him to a circus side show his name is pete and he has a problem with drugs and drinking i hope one day he can face his deamons and start a new life with his wife and kids and reunite with is astranged father angus he also has a mole on his left testicale i hope you all will remeber him in your thoughts and prayers god bless poor leprachaun pete. this morning i ate toast. everyone should always remeber that time will someday break us all but nobody can break time. has anyone noticed that i have signed this guest book a lot of times. and now i see that all i'll ever be is a loser goodbye cruel world i am going to kill myself now talk to you next week i love you baby and remeber that chicken fingers are not just for eating thank you very much goodnight and god speed. more random words........... okay i will leave now............................................ i am so lonely. please take me back rachel oh i am still signing the guest book my bad. stay classy san diego.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
10/29/04, 5:26 am
Name:Zane Hackett
Quest:To be bout it bout it
Favorite Color:black
email:jeffishot.net
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:michigan
Comments:im bout it...u cant hold me...i stay tru always
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
10/26/04, 3:27 pm
Name:sarah d'abarno
Quest:to tell you that jeff d is a hottie
Favorite Color:red
Web Page:i don't have one
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:peters pennsylvania
Comments:I LOVE JEFF NOT YOU. SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU hineyhole.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
10/25/04, 12:41 pm
Name:Bob Marley
Quest:Pack up bingers
Favorite Color:GREEN
email:PACKTHEBONG@YAHOO.COM
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Compton
Comments:matt white is hot as stuff...i want to have his baby!!!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:You guy(s) (Bob and/or Walt) seem to really want a response, so, here it is.

I can’t say I’m a big fan of the whole love child idea. Especially since I’m pretty sure you’re a dude. Plus you are probably a minor. So, there are two huge strikes against you right there. Apart from all of that, its just irresponsible to father a child out of wedlock, even if I am hot as … . Which brings me to the question: Why do people use that phrase? Most people find feces altogether unattractive on multiple levels … or, maybe that’s your point.
10/25/04, 8:43 am
Name:walter green
Quest:to win 3rd county court election
Favorite Color:pink
email:wgreen@msn.com
Web Page:walter green
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:florida
Comments:Can u help me win my election plz...
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
10/01/04, 7:40 am
Name:Jonathan Minor
Quest:to prove to the world that I am infact Spider-Man.
Favorite Color:Blue
email:spiderpunk0@hotmail.com
Web Page:Spider-Punk - DeviantArt.com
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:South Carolina, unfortunatley.
Comments:I'm Matt (Matthew D.) White's friend. There are too many of you... There can be only one! I say you should all meat with swords and attempt to behead each other until there is only one. . .Matt White. Oh yeah, and I like pie.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:I disagree - partially because I’m not that good with a sword. Soon, Matt White’s everywhere will be able to proclaim their individuality by going to mattwhite.net – but don’t go there just yet – it will just bring you back here. Try it in a few months.
10/01/04, 7:31 am
Name:Matt (Matthew D.) White
Quest:to lasso a leprochon
Favorite Color:white
email:twinnytwin@yahoo.com
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:parts unknown
Comments:why can't we all be drunken pirates?
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:I see absolutely no reason why we can’t all be drunken pirates. I think the real question here is, “Why won’t we all be drunken pirates?”. Never give up on your dreams. … except maybe for that leprechaun thing
09/10/04, 10:17 pm
Name:Matt White, it really is
Quest:to smoke all the marijuana in the united states
Favorite Color:bong water blue
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:good ol' virginny
Comments:Holy stuff, there is a Matt White.com. Thats pretty cool. Wanna know something funny, I am a black Matt White, that's crazy my nigga.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:Wow, that is crazy. Well, maybe not that crazy. Believe it or not you are not the first alleged black Matt White to write in this guest book. The other guy seemed to be rather distressed about the whole situation. He didn’t think it was funny at all.
08/06/04, 2:37 pm
Name:Mark
Quest:To find Jesus
Favorite Color:Thirty Three
email:elke_tembroww@gmx.de
Web Page:removed by admin
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:In front of my computer screen
Comments:(none)
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:You might want to look somewhere else other than the URL you posted.
08/01/04, 9:08 am
Name:Elke
Web Page:All inclusive
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Köln
Comments:All Inclusive Urlaub und Pauschalurlaub Angebote. Hier können Sie Ihren All Inclusive Urlaub Last Minute, oder frühzeitig buchen. Darunter auch zahlreiche Club Urlaub und Pauschalreise Angebote.

Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:Yippi-ki-friggen-yeah, another ad! For you non-German speakers: they want you to go to their Website and book a vacation. If it wasn't the first guestbook entry in two months (my fault) I would delete it. But, as things are, I'll leave it there ... for now.
05/18/04, 3:50 pm
Name:katie sarah shepherd
Quest:to just think about you all day long
Favorite Color:white
email:iluvmatt@aldelphia.net
Web Page:katie sarah white.com
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
05/18/04, 3:50 pm
Name:katie sarah shepherd
Quest:to just think about you all day long
Favorite Color:white
email:iluvmatt@aldelphia.net
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
05/18/04, 3:49 pm
Name:katie sarah shepherd
Quest:to just think about you all day long
email:12321a@h123jh.com
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Name:Jason Apricot
Quest:To find hilda
Favorite Color:White no Blue
Web Page:Generic Viagra
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:Kolob Star Sector 12
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Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:Holy crap, guy! I don't know what this hilda is, but if you can't find it at at least one of those sites you posted, it probably doesn't exist.
05/18/04, 1:22 pm
Name:Frondishaih
Quest:To eat food
Favorite Color:White no Blue
email:12321a@h123jh.com
Web Page:genr
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
05/17/04, 11:20 pm
Name:Lewis Helfrich
Quest:To smoke cigarettes from galastore.com
Favorite Color:smokey
email:mattandweed@hotmail.com
Web Page:lewishelfrich.com
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:in tabacco heaven
Comments:I was a non smoker till I came to this Web page. At first the constant bombardment of cigarette ads angered me, but after the 3rd one, I deceided if its ok with Matt, its ok with me. So, everyone smoke like the ads say. Make Matt White a happy man because he probably gets a percentage of every sell. Believe me, he needs the cash. Also visit WWW.CIGARETTESMANIA.COM for all your smoking needs.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Hey there Lewis, I’m sorry to hear that my guestbook has influenced you to start smoking. But, if all the push you needed was a few promises of cheap cigarettes then … well … quite frankly you kind of suck. Tell you what. I’ll do something about the ads in the guestbook. To tell the truth I’m getting a bit tired of them myself.

In the mean time here are a few links you might want to check out:
www.givingupsmoking.co.uk
www.gday-mate.com/stop_smoking
www.med.umich.edu/1libr/guides/smoking.htm
www.trytostop.org
unr.edu/homepage/shubinsk/smoke.html
05/15/04, 6:12 am
Name:Matt white
Quest:to take over the world wen im high
Favorite Color:!!green!!
Web Page:dont have1.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:here
Comments:ur a ugly Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
05/13/04, 7:00 am
Name:pot head bill
Quest:to seek the holy grail
Favorite Color:green
email:galasale@lycos.com
Web Page:potheadbill
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:in my bum
Comments:i'm helping seek the holy grail
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
05/12/04, 4:13 am
Name:galastore
Quest:erf
Favorite Color:red
Web Page:Famous brand cigarettes with delivery around the w
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:USA
Comments:Famous brand cigarettes with delivery around the world
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Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:www.givingupsmoking.co.uk/
www.gday-mate.com/stop_smoking/
www.med.umich.edu/1libr/guides/smoking.htm
www.trytostop.org/
unr.edu/homepage/shubinsk/smoke.html
05/11/04, 12:27 am
Name:Lewis Helfrich
Quest:To get free advertising space on your Guestbook
Favorite Color:Whatever sells
email:no thanks
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:Right here... duh!!
Comments:Um, I don't have a product yet, but when I do, I will be sure to sell the crap out of it right here on this board. Buy my crap, PLEASE!!! Oh, and Matt, stop going to bed so early.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
05/09/04, 12:50 am
Name:CindyTony
Quest:To get a life & stop reading your guestbook in the middle of the night
Favorite Color:Purpleblue
Web Page:wieder bier
Referred by:I visited the mattwhite.com booth at Comdex
Location:on my knees - don't ask
Comments:We are so pathetic, we couldn't resist reading every single entry. Your comments are the best part. - Cindy. Tony has nothing to say as usual, I have not given him permission to speak.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
05/03/04, 10:26 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:to forget every woman on earth!!!!!!!!
Favorite Color:duh! White
email:matticus_13@hotmail.com
Web Page:www.fiveleafclover.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:SC
Comments:matt white (me) is the greatest mind of all time with noway to express himself
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
05/01/04, 1:46 pm
Name:amanda
Quest:um ??
Favorite Color:pink
email:pigletamanda'msn.com
Web Page:dnt have 1 :(
Location:w.g.c
Comments:i just searched matt white dunno y but did! i dnt even no u
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
04/19/04, 1:55 pm
Name:diana
Favorite Color:yellow
email:meine.chance@gmx.net
Web Page:www.noniteam-deutschland.de
Comments:comments removed by mattwhite.com administrator
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:nonied again.

OK, everyone. I know what you're saying: "Hey Matt, why did you remove the comments? I might have wanted to read those."

Well, I'll tell you. It was just a massively long sales pitch. Longer even than this response. Basically it just went on (and on, and on) about how wonderful this company is and how you can contact this Diana person and somehow make money from it. The whole thing was in German. I don’t really speak German, but, I'm pretty sure that was the gist of the thing. Anyhow, having no idea if this thing was a great thing to do, a legit deal but still not a good idea, or just a big scam I decided to remove it. Plus, if someone wants to write a friggen book in my guestbook it should be at least a little bit relevant to this Web site.
04/15/04, 8:30 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:To meet Mr T and steal his jewellery
Favorite Color:Mauve
email:cornchipper5@hoedown.net
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Good old U of K
Comments:Nice site. Amusing. Your strange brand of trombone-playing humour agrees with me. Very pleasing.
You need pictures of Mr T, maybe a dedictaed gallery. And one for Jimmy Saville too, he's great - jingle jangle, big cigar etc.

Word, my trojan brothers.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:I could not do Mr. T. justice. I’m not sure anyone can.
If you need a T fix try these out. (if you haven't already)
Mr. T. vs. Everything
IMDB
Mr T - ezboard.com

Thanks for stopping by. I'm happy I could amuse you for a while.
04/14/04, 10:45 am
Name:Lula Belulah
Quest:Obtain more of Shrek ice cream from Baskin Robbins
Favorite Color:currently Red Robin
Web Page:Hubba Bubba Brudda Joe and All That
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:My stepmother's backyard
Comments:Hey there, would you put more pictures of your wonderful self and your family vacations? There has to be more going on since 1999. Or did your family object to the previous display? Or are you now travelling incognito under the federal witness program and want to protect all your identities from unsavory types? And, when you're not on family vacations, what do you do with your time? Okay, that's all I wanted to know. Great site.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:OK, Lula Belulah, (if that is your real name)

First of all: Baskin Robbins has Shrek ice cream?

More pictures of my "wonderful self": Since you are such a valued visitor of mattwhite.com, I'll do it. As far as other family vacation photos, I'll see what I can do.

What do I do with the rest of my time: I could tell you about it, but, I'm afraid it would be terribly boring. However, I have been thinking of adding a section to the site where I review stuff, i.e. household things that I use in my everyday life, restaurants I go to, computer games I play, etc. Maybe something like that would give enough of a glimpse into my life to satisfy any curiosities.

Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for signing.
04/12/04, 7:59 am
Name:Matt
Quest:To meet you
Favorite Color:White (duh)
email:lewisham@supaelectrics.co.uk
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Minnetsota
Comments:Hey, i did i search on my name and i found your website, and my middle name is Ralph. What a coincidence. I am also sitting next to my friend, Ross Johnson, except his website is a stupid hunting one. We are both gay lovers.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
03/04/04, 2:36 am
Name:matt white (funny that!!!)
Quest:to be owner of liverpool football club (soccer to you!)
Favorite Color:orange
Web Page:havent one
Location:united kingdom
Comments:just a little hello from man with the same name as my goodself.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
03/03/04, 5:04 am
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03/02/04, 9:14 am
Name:earl
Quest:to become ambassador of cuba
Favorite Color:black
email:greenday_12
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
02/18/04, 10:36 pm
Name:Jim Cheap Cigarettes
Quest:-
Favorite Color:Blue
email:jimcc@yahoo.com
Web Page:Cheap Cigarettes
Location:Bali, Indonesia
Comments:nice site and i like it
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:www.givingupsmoking.co.uk
www.gday-mate.com/stop_smoking
www.med.umich.edu/1libr/guides/smoking.htm
www.trytostop.org
unr.edu/homepage/shubinsk/smoke.html
02/17/04, 3:43 am
Name:noni
email:noni-saft@freenet.de
Web Page:http://www.leben-mit-noni.de
Comments:this side ist fantastic,

Nebenbeschäftigung


Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:I get the impression that English is not Noni's first language.
02/17/04, 3:42 am
Name:noni
Favorite Color:red
email:kleiner-freund@freenet.de
Web Page:http://www.gesund-durch-noni.de
Comments:ist nice to be hire, verry informative

Heimarbeit



Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
02/16/04, 9:56 pm
Name:Greg's Mba Online Degree college
email:link1502005@yahoo.com
Web Page:online degree school college mba
Comments:I think its a good one..cheers :-)visit
Greg Mba Online Degree School
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:So, Greg finally got his online degree college going. Good for him.

Good luck with that, Greg.
02/16/04, 9:53 pm
Name:Pur's hotel bali resort
email:we3@indo-leisure.com
Web Page:online degree school college mba
Comments:nice site, my appologies for this shameless promotion
Pur's Resort Hotels in Bali
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:Yep, that is a shameless promotion. So is the one above it and the two above that and several others prior to this. I’ll leave this here for now. Good luck with your Google ranking.
02/05/04, 3:36 pm
Name:THE REAL MATT WHITE
Quest:TO forget YOUR MOM
Favorite Color:WHITE
email:matticus_13@hotmail.com
Web Page:NA
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:SOUTH CAROLINA
Comments:YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF MATT WHITE WANNABE'S ( MATT R. WHITE).
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
02/04/04, 11:12 am
Name:Alfred pituitangermandaloafmonkeyslaverdude
Quest:to slay a monkey made out of antelope bread
Favorite Color:magestic apple d
email:would you like to pet my poopi?
Web Page:hellen keller kan see! shes lieing
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:canada (the people there suck)
Comments:i would just like to say hi to all the dudes taht helped me cath all the little green midgets in the purple hills in my voyage in canada!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
02/01/04, 8:14 pm
Name:jom
Quest:wholesaleoilpainting
Favorite Color:red
email:akdbnk@21cn.com
Web Page:wholesaleoilpainting.com
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:akdbnk@21cn.com
Comments:You can chick this:

Pearl Necklace Pearl Bracelet Pearl Earrings from America's Wholesale Pearl Jewelry
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:I'll chick it right away. For all I know I could be chicking it right now.
02/01/04, 8:11 pm
Favorite Color:red
email:www.artonrock.comred
Web Page:artonrock.com
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location: www.artonrock.com
Comments:http://www.artonrock.com

Artonrock.com is very pleased to make it possible to
acquire beautiful art reproductions at affordable prices.
Animal,Fountain,Figure,Vase,Bench and Bathtub Sculputre!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
02/01/04, 8:08 pm
Quest:dgrdth
Favorite Color:red
email:lvnsls@21cn.com
Web Page:Ol Painting
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:lvnsls@21cn.com
Comments:shdkj@sina.com
Ol Painting ihttp://store.yahoo.com/tamsquare-oil-painting
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
02/01/04, 8:04 pm
Name:jom
Quest:pearls
Favorite Color:red
email:dsfoffcfovp@.com
Web Page:errandsetc-fl.com
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location: www.errandsetc-fl.com
Comments:Do you like pearls?Do you have interesting about pearls?
Here,we have so many beautiful pearls,we are waiting for your coming
anytime. pearl, pearl necklace,
pearl jewelry, pearl earring, pearl ring, freshwater pearl
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:I'm guessing they have pearls.
02/01/04, 8:00 pm
Name:jom
Favorite Color:red2644@66
email:fanny@yahoo.com
Web Page:fanny@yahoo.com
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location: http://www.pearl-pearls.com
Comments:A Pearl is unique. It is the only gem created by a living creature.
A perfect, graceful gift from the depths of the sea.If you have ever
thought of buying a pearl,if you already own an item of pearl Jewellery,
or if you would just like to find out more about these fascinating gems,
take a few minutes and browse through our website.
www.pearl-pearls.com
We are sure you will enjoy it !
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
01/31/04, 11:40 am
Name:William Bishop
Quest:To find a nice hairy man
email:willybii @ hotmail.com
Web Page:http://www.livejournal.com/users/kupok/
Comments:I think your picture is sexy
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
01/29/04, 12:33 pm
Name:kori
email:caraddict11321@yahoo.com
Web Page:kori's page
Referred by:All the hot babes are talking about it.
Location:Rhode island
Comments:i like it
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
01/23/04, 10:39 am
Name:Matt C
Quest:to find an html code to steal for my own guestbook
Favorite Color:blue
email:mattscoolbutnot@yahoo.com
Web Page:team driven
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:central illinois
Comments:nifty coding
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
01/16/04, 11:19 am
Name:Timmy
Quest:Timmay Timah Liviin a lie (To kill Jimmy)
Favorite Color:TIMMMAH
email:Timmah timmah timah ...TIMMAH
Web Page:Timmah at Timmah .com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:In my whellchair
Comments:TIMMAH TIMMAH TIMMAY LIVIN A LIE
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
01/16/04, 9:09 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:just went to matt white.com for the hell of it
Favorite Color:green
email:Corvagua23@aol.com
Comments:Hi, matt white as in me
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
01/13/04, 7:30 pm
Name:The Disgruntled Monkey
Quest:to ride a fat purple midget
Favorite Color:you know baby
email:mcelroyprint @attbi.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:over there
Comments:oh baby oh baby
i want you
i need you
hahahahaha
i crack my self up
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
01/13/04, 2:12 pm
Name:lauren
Quest:how old are u
Favorite Color:blue and green
Web Page:jlpromations.net
Referred by:the mattwhite.com blimp
Location:massachuts
Comments:u are so cool and i want to meet u so bad
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
01/12/04, 10:32 am
Name:Evil Emperor James
Quest:To conquer the world and own a chicken
Favorite Color:imperial green
email:CHICKEN@Iwillruleyouall@com
Web Page:You will be my slaves: A look at you infedels!
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:In the state of confusion (Texas)
Comments:Bow down to me and my chicken brethern!
INFEDELS! CHICKENCHICKENCHICKENCHICKENCHICKEN
CHICKENCHICKENCHICKENCHICKENCHICKEN
CHICKEN
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
01/12/04, 10:30 am
Name:Grand Moff Tarkin
Quest:cry like a first grader
Favorite Color:69
email:69@69.com
Web Page:Iwanttodestroydarthvader.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Coruscant
Comments:Anyone who is willing to help me destroy Darth Vader may do so as long as my insanely intelligent persona is in command.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
01/12/04, 10:26 am
Name:Jethro Creigton
Quest:to bore countless americans wit my borin' istorical value
Favorite Color:I reckon it be red.
email:hillbilly@aol.com
Web Page:HILLYBILL JETHRO>COm
Referred by:Uncle Ted
Location:Jasperville,Illinoise
Comments:I reckon u should reed da book, "Across Five Aprils", yup by Irene Hunt. dis book will bore yall to death. I would know on a count of i had to read it in skool.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
01/12/04, 10:16 am
Name:Fred Derf
Quest:TO DESTROY ALL THE DOLPHINS
Favorite Color:Magenta
email:fred@aol.com
Web Page:"Fred Derf A look into a scary mans life"
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:in the state of denial
Comments:Help me with my dolphin quest
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
12/27/03, 11:55 am
Name:Bigfart
email:PSUgridiron06@aol.com
Web Page:bigfart.republican.com/
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
11/03/03, 10:13 pm
Name:MATT WHITE
Quest:Global domination of all the "PUNK ROCKERS" I hate you all
Favorite Color:Green
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:In my chair numb-nuts
Comments:DUDES! DUDETTES (though there may be fewer of the dudettes)! I am a Matt White. E-mail me if you are a fellow Matt White. I want to talk to another one.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
11/01/03, 1:01 am
Name:email test
email:niftynoonoo@hotmail.com
10/30/03, 11:47 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:To find a lawn gnome
Favorite Color:pink
email:ratboywonder@yahoo.com
Web Page:na
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:south carolina
Comments:what's up to all the other Matt white's out their even though i'm the best
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
10/29/03, 1:28 pm
Name:matt white
Quest:to find and destroy you
Favorite Color:babystuff green
email:mnw7@cornell.edu
Location:directly behind you (hint-hint)
Comments:goochie-coochie-coo.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
10/28/03, 9:56 pm
Name:my name is also matt white
Quest:right now, to get these mushrooms to work.
Favorite Color:purple? says lindsey
Web Page:what? no.
Location:Ithaca, NY
Comments:Well! My two friends and I are sitting here, waiting for drugs to kick in. So we checked on www.mattwhite.com, because that is my name, less the .com.

You have served as absolutely no inspiration to me. Calvin says your graphics are quite impressive, you have to admit. And by graphics, Calvin does not mean the pictures of your face, because you are ugly.

If you want a really really sad site, go to www.courtneyritter.com ...

I'm way better looking than you.

In reference to your last question, I am hot. Youshouldplastermyfacealloveryourwebsiteinsteadbecauseiam-
betterlooking. Lindsey said that with no spaces between the words.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
10/17/03, 12:18 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:finding other matt whites
Favorite Color:white
email:billabong_wes@hotmail.com
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:Machias, Maine
Comments:hi my split personality. i was unaware that you live in las vegas. (you must gamble a lot) i, Matt White of Maine, was actually in Las Vegas a few weeks ago, but only passing through... airport style. i was on vacation in boise, idaho. bye alter ego. hope you're cooler than ourself.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
10/14/03, 9:07 am
Name:Wes Puds
Quest:Matt white is my friend
Favorite Color:yellow
email:pooonthattree@hatmail.com
Web Page:mattwhite.com
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
10/14/03, 9:07 am
Name:Matt white
Favorite Color:white
Comments:i have the same name as matt white, i live in Canada ont
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
10/06/03, 10:02 pm
Name:cigarettesmania
Quest:shopping
Favorite Color:green
email:cigarettesmania@yahoo.com
Web Page:www.cigarettesmania.com
Comments:WELCOME TO BEST ON-LINE CIGARETTE STORE!
FAMOUS BRAND CIGARETTES WITH FASTEST DELIVERY AROUND THE WORLD AT THE WWW.CIGARETTESMANIA.COM!
*MARLBORO*$14.95
*** B&H********$14.95
*****CAMEL******$14.95
*******WEST********$13.95
*********L&M*********$14.95
***********STATE LINE**$11.95
*************ROTHMANS***$15.95

WWW.CIGARETTESMANIA.COM
WWW.CIGARETTESMANIA.COM
WWW.CIGARETTESMANIA.COM
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:I've decided I'm not too keen about advertising cigarettes on my site. But, on the other hand this guy (or gal) did go to the trouble of answering all my questions. So, I removed the direct link to their Web site but otherwise leave this entry in tact.
09/24/03, 3:53 am
Name:Matthew White
Quest:I don't really have one. sorry
Favorite Color:Black
email:galasale@lycos.com
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:England
Comments:hey man. fun site. not really my style but it amused me for a little while. well done. i think that you should grow a goatie beard personally. take it easy man.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:Yeah, I tried a couple different goaties for a while. They were fun and all, but I think I have pretty much settled on the full beard thing for the time being. Maybe I'll post some more goatie pics.

Thanks for sopping by and leaving a few thoughts. You really ought to see about getting yourself a quest. They're great things.
09/16/03, 2:25 am
Name:galastore
Quest:shopping
Favorite Color:green
Web Page:www.galastore.com
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:USA
Comments:Famous brand cigarettes with delivery around the world
at www.galastore.com !

Marlboro $14.95
Camel $14.95
WEST $13.95
BOND $12.95
Davidoff $20.95
Magna $13.95

www.galastore.com www.galastore.com www.galastore.com

Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:hmmm
08/21/03, 9:26 pm
Name:mugu
Quest:NOTHING
Favorite Color:BLUE
email:MUGU@MAGA.COM
Web Page:TTTT
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:EREH
Comments:GREAT SITE OK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
08/16/03, 11:03 pm
Name:chayla
Favorite Color:blue
email:foxxy_tweety@hotmail.cm
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
08/08/03, 11:25 pm
Name:Amber Miller
Quest:Looking for matthew russle white
Favorite Color:green
email:trucksmakemehot@hotmail.com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:North Carolina
Comments:I believe this Matt white has way to much time on his hands if he can write himself so many times. how lame. you were a real disapointment. and no I don't you are hot
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:1. I'm sorry you were so disappointed. But you really didn't give the site a fair shake. I mean you didn't even look at my animations or check out my t-bone recordings.

2. I have spent a bit of time on this site and especially on this guest book (its called a hobby). But, not in the way you suggest. There are a lot of guys out there named Matt White. A good handful of them have apparently stumbled across this Web site and left a guest book entry. Only two of the entries actually originated from me: 1/31/01 and 11/16/02.
06/26/03, 11:50 pm
Name: Karen
email:tupfn@aol.com
Location:In my swivel rocker.
Comments:1. I totally dig the movies, man.

2. How come I can't enter anything in the 'Referred by' and 'Hottie' boxes except those goofy choices? Not that I really need more choices...I mean, those are all lovely options and all, but in the interest of feedback, shouldn't you have some sort of 'Other' choice?

3. More movies, please.

4. Bradd's a good sport.

5. More movies.

Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:1. Thanks.

2. For some reason when it comes to real user feed back vs. goofy choices, I've got to go with the goofy choices. Call it what you will: illogical human nature, my unconforming process of thought, mental retardation - It's just the way that I am.

3. OK. I'll see what I can do.
4. Yeah, Bradd is an all right guy.
5. I'm on it.
06/12/03, 3:47 pm
Name:matt white
Quest:fun
Favorite Color:blue
Location:indpls, in
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
06/11/03, 6:21 pm
Name:oil paintings
Quest:oil paintings
Favorite Color:blue
email:xiangke168@eyou.com
Web Page:oil paintings
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:usa
Comments:Your guys did a great job. I like your web site. We together make life better. A bit viagra
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:Thanks for stopping by and saying good things about my site. Even though it appears you may have had another agenda.
06/07/03, 4:56 am
Name:gemma
Quest:to o to mars n be a actress
Favorite Color:purple
email:goodgirl_holland@hotmail.com
Web Page:www.expage.com/funzone3
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:kingston
Comments:cool page
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Thanks for stopping by. I’m not sure how much of a demand Mars has for actresses, but still: best of luck.
06/06/03, 8:17 pm
Name:Matt White
Quest:?
Favorite Color:BLACK
email:Brat11189@attbi.com
Web Page:zer03
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:usa
Comments:my name is matt white
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Holy Crap! Your name is Matt White? No Way! My name is Matt White, too! That's Wild, man! Totally Crazy!!
06/04/03, 10:31 am
Name:poo
Quest:poo
Favorite Color:poo
email:poo
Web Page:poo
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:poo
Comments:poo
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
06/04/03, 10:28 am
Name:matt white of trenton
Quest:poo
Favorite Color:poo
email:poo
Web Page:poo
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:poo
Comments:im 15 years old with poo
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
05/28/03, 10:35 am
Name:matt white of Robbinsville(age 13)
Quest:To seek the Holy Grail
Favorite Color:Blue no yellow
email:i wont put it
Web Page:none
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:u suck land
Comments:i like my name and i sk8bord too much
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:“u suck land”? Does that mean that you and your fellow residents suck for living there? Or, would that be “I suck land”?
05/28/03, 7:54 am
Name:Matt White's Friend
Quest:To see what the point of this site is...
Favorite Color:light urple
email:Heh you wish you knew...
Web Page:My Webpage
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:up yours
Comments:hi my friend's name is matt white. i felt bored so i checked for a website under his name. hey waddeyno theres something. hey keep up the crappy films ;)
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:more crappy films comming up.
05/20/03, 9:48 am
Name:Matt White (seriously)
Quest:To pipe the hell out of the trumpet
Favorite Color:black
email:mattwhitey@hotmail.com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:Jacksonville
Comments:You can call me Mateo Blanco. I am a trumpet player in Jacksonville, Fl. Matt White's of the world unite! Viva la revolution!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:OK, Mateo Blanko. Thanks for stopping by. Keep up the musicianship.
05/15/03, 3:58 pm
email:,mhtysxjyfnc
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
05/09/03, 1:19 pm
Name:matt white
Quest:nlghtyh gn
Favorite Color:hgrksxfbsx
Web Page:mjyt,n
Location:hfsh xfjyrdsnbGHHH
Comments:KHRMMHJ5MBRRJMNNNJRGBBBDRFDF
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
05/08/03, 2:10 pm
Name:matt white
Quest:to tell u to shut tha forget up
Favorite Color:shut tha forget up
email:whitey7183@aol.com
Web Page:im the only matt white
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Comments:ummm...listen, not to sound rude or anything...but ur a fag..i mean for real tho who makes a web page of there name...im tha only cool matt white...r u white cuz u seem like u would be...i feel bad for u dog!!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Despite your best efforts you do sound rude. You also sound like a twelve year old with all that “r u” and “cuz” crap. And, what’s with the “ur a fag” comment? Did you not see Matt's Magic Words of Love? That movie should also satisfy you inquiry regarding my ethnic persuasion.
05/06/03, 8:26 am
Comments:hi
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
05/05/03, 7:55 pm
Name:Matt White (seriously) aka wankmaster shizzlemah
Quest:to find people with my name and to have joyess times with them
Favorite Color:plethora
Web Page:The Legend of Whitey
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:cincinnati ohio fo real
Comments:my name is matt, i am the coolest white boy out there, literally. get it, white boy...hahaha. im very punny
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:You know what I think is funny? You inferring to yourself as the master of wanking.

But seriously thanks for stopping by and taking time to leave a few comments I really do appreciate it... ...Wankmaster.
05/01/03, 9:43 pm
Name:Latitia LaRue
Quest:To help Monique Powell connect with Smokers Anonymous
Favorite Color:Orange
email:yoyoyohomegirl@hereIam.com
Web Page:Puff Daddy Didn't Do It & Other Urban Jive
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:In my chair in front of computer
Comments:His first name is Matt
His last name is White
His website is outta sight, a'ight
It's where it's at, that's a fact
And what's more, it doesn't bite.
Of course, it could use a book review or two
And perhaps some more flowers or other frou-frou
But look what he did to that other guy
The one waving his arms, moving on the fly
So I will refrain from further critique
And focus my efforts on poor Monique.
His first name is Matt
His last name is White
Tight.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:I am honored to have such an obviously talented lyricist rhyme about me and my Web site. Thank you. I’ll give some thought to the book reviews and some added decoration.
(I heard Monique Powell sing recently. She was good, but I think the cigarettes are starting to take their toll.)
04/29/03, 6:43 am
Name:Wiggly Jim
Quest:to wiggle my jim all around the world
Favorite Color:orange
email:wigglyjim@wigglyjim.com
Web Page:wigglyjimrulestheworld
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Wales
Comments:wiggle wiggle wiggle
i like to wiggle my jim.
hey matt white, can i wiggle my im with you.
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle,
by the way i am wiggling my jim right now.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
04/25/03, 2:05 am
Name:BEN HARDOYAL
Quest:2 DEFEAT THE PREMIERSHIP WITH MY LIGHTNING PACE
Favorite Color:RED 4 ARSENAL
email:UR-CHOICE@PUCKA.COM
Web Page:IM GAY
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:NADINES BED
Comments:WELL BASICALLY IM A GENIUS I ENJOY ...
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:I have nothing to say about this except to mention that I edited out most of the comments. They just weren’t appropriate.
04/16/03, 2:21 pm
Name:big daddy bowser
Quest:to kill this fat kid carter
Favorite Color:nipper yellow
email:mat_is_gay@aol.com
Web Page:carter is a jew
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:connors mums bed
Comments:My favourite sport is croquet, my favourite food is spotted dick, and my dream holiday is camping. (nipper let the cheese machor b4 u giv it us!!)
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
04/13/03, 1:10 pm
Name:SEVVY REZLIN
Quest:TO POP ALL THE BALLOONS IN THE WORLD WITH MY NEEDLE doodle
Favorite Color:bum bum BROWN
email:BALLOON_POPPER@HOTMAIL.COM
Web Page:SCREW U hiney hole
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:TORQUAY ENGLAND
Comments:Basicly if u take this web page off i'll kick u in the teeth. and i'd like to say i fancy Doyle he is completely cool and my dream guy
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
04/03/03, 5:12 pm
Name:Matt White (not u)
email:rasta_g_2003@msn.com
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
04/03/03, 4:25 am
Name:Matt R. White
Quest:I'm not a knight of the roundtable, so i don't have a ****ing quest
Favorite Color:Purple
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:Somwhere in the middle of England
Comments:My ***, this site is bull****. The flash anims are unintentionally hilarious, the phrase Website can't be spelt properly, there's mention of the words exquisite and tromobone playing in the same sentance and the creator looks like a bit of a ****. Matt White, you give us other Matt White's a bad name, you should remove this website, change your name and be ashamed. I mean it.
Due to the options given to me in the next question i'll say here that NO! Matt White is not a hottie and obviously not straight for using a word like 'hottie'.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:HOLY CRAP, MAN. LIGHTEN UP!!! This whole page is designed to be a joke. The Flash animations are supposed to be funny, as is the trombone thing, as are the guest book questions. I thought that was obvious.

Take, for example, the animations. There is a guy flapping his arms and flying around. Did you think that was supposed to be some sort of statement about society? Of course not, you pompous idiot. Its stupid. Its nutty. Its friggen ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as me successfully putting the moves on a friggen supermodel. They are CRAPPY DRAWINGS WITH PEOPLES' HEADS STUCK ON THEM!! For crying out loud. It is supposed to be funny.

You were right about "Web site" being misspelled. I assume that was the meaning you intended when you said it wasn't "spelt" properly. But, what do I know? Maybe you just thought the Web site should have been more like this. (Yes, I know "spelt" is an outdated form of "spelled".)

04/02/03, 8:31 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:To graduate Geometry CP in highschool
Favorite Color:Black
Web Page:dont have one, I am black
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:Acton "Black Community", MA
Comments:My name is Matt White, AKA WHOOTIE. I am a black guy, with the unfortunate last name of "white". I did this search to find other black men with this tragic depreving depressive name. Although my last name is white, I am half-Jamaican and I will be changing my name as soon as my pay-check comes in from K-MART. This is no joke.....trying being black in Acton....its no easy task
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:Thanks for stopping by and taking time to sign the guest book, even though I turned out to be a white guy. I’m sorry you have had such a tough time with your name. I would have never thought a seemingly benign name like “Matt White” could be such a burden.
03/28/03, 2:09 pm
Name:Matt white (honest)
Quest:hunt down all the matt whites
Favorite Color:white
email:mattwhite@aol.com
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:UK
Comments:im on a mission to find all the matt whites and i believe ure a hoax. i dont honestly believe that u r a matt white, do u have any proof. if u r, do u wanna organise a convention so i can meet all my fellow matt whites.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:All I can do is give you my word as a Matt White that I am a Matt White.
03/28/03, 1:33 pm
Name:Matt White (for real)
Quest:to be a tactical sniper
Favorite Color:green
email:PSUgridiron06@aol.com
Web Page:dont have one
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Mead High School
Comments:If you dont believe my name is matt white do a search on google for mead high school. click on the one that says 302 hastings. next go to athletics at the top and click on it. go to kevin workman for baseball. click under rosters. scroll down to frosh baseball and look for number 23. thats me.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:I believe you.
03/26/03, 1:12 pm
Name:matt white
Quest:to kill americans using a pic axe
Favorite Color:black
email:mattwhite2001@yahoo.com
Web Page:matt white (thats me) is a pro guy!
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:iraq
Comments:im gonna bomb ure house and who at ure age goes on holiday with all ure family?
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:First off: I am not terribly amused by that whole “kill Americans” and ”bomb your house” thing. But, maybe I’m not reading it right. I suppose you could making some kind of anti-Iraqi statement saying that the Iraqi weapons are like hand tools when compared to the technology of the US/British forces.

As far as the family vacation thing is concerned: Its kind of a tradition we have. it’s really not all that uncommon among other U.S. families. Since none of us live at home and other extended family is usually invited ,it is really more like a mini family reunion.

Finally: Pants are an article of clothing. Nothing more. To use “pants” to mean anything else is just plain silly.
03/26/03, 1:05 pm
Name:matt white
Quest:to conquer america in a rubber dingy
Favorite Color:blue
email:georgebush@thewhitehouse.com
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:on computer in sunny great britain
Comments:very nice page especially the scrolling script. i must say though that the questionaire or wot eva u call it is very pants. oh and for the question below this box "you wish"
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:Thanks for the compliment. Your comments are much appreciated.(Even if you do think my questions are rubbish.)
03/21/03, 3:08 am
Name:George Bush
Quest:Wolrd Domination and the oppression of non-american cultures
Favorite Color:Pink
Web Page:imasillytwat.com
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:behind my freind tony
Comments:matt, you are a willy.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:In that case, I am Jacques Chirac. My quest: to attain a constant state of peeing myself out of fear and claim that I'm just strengthening peace.

But seriously, I don't think a pommie (who else would use the word "willy") is in any position to accuse anyone of oppressing other cultures.
03/20/03, 12:12 pm
Name:osama
Quest:I want you to join me
email:death@hotmail.com
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
03/14/03, 4:04 am
Name:If I was to tell you, I would have to kill you.
Quest:To kill all the people who know my name
Favorite Color:Blood Red
Web Page:death.com
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:underneath a bucket of monkey semen
Comments:$%@#
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
03/07/03, 7:41 pm
Name:Megan H.
Quest:ok Mr. Dumbass tell me a website that will go to mars info!!!!!!
Favorite Color:baby blue
email:dont matter
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:in a chair for pete sakes
Comments:no not really
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:(this guestbook is starting to resemble a bulletin board) First, let me just clarify: planetmars.com is owned and operated by someone other than myself. The owner of planetmars.com has put a link to my site just because he is a nice guy. And, just because I am a nice guy, here are a bunch of sites that have actual Mars info: google search on mars information

That will be all. Thanks
03/06/03, 6:05 pm
Name:Megan H.
Quest:i dont know who u r
Favorite Color:baby blue
email:dont matter
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:in a chair
Comments:ok i was lookin for the planet Mars so this is a really gay website since i dont know who the hell u r. i really cant say much more but odios omegous and i am so not mexican if u were thinkin that
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply: I realize planetmars.com doesn't have any Mars info. But, seeing how this is the guest book for mattwhite.com, I don't really care. btw, you so don't need to worry about being mistaken for Mexican when you use, "odios omegous" (not even by a dumb ass).

Adios amigos.
03/04/03, 4:11 pm
Name:megan
Quest:go to hell
Favorite Color:purple
email:hennessy_420@hotmail.com
Web Page:no
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:in my house dumb ass
Comments:hell no bitch
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
02/27/03, 11:22 pm
Name:Lewis
Quest:To give Matt crap
Favorite Color:Blue
email:My business
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:At my desk
Comments:Hey Matt, I do enjoy the crap on your page. Oh, I mean your hard "work" away from work. Get back to your real work and stop slackin'!! You must have something more important to do, right?
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:There is nothing more important, Lewis, than periodically offering you a few minutes of entertainment via this website. It appears from your comments that I am successful in this venture. Though, I can't help but to feel that you do not fully appreciate my work here. And, that makes me just a little bit sad.
01/31/03, 8:28 am
Name:matt
Favorite Color:vomit green
email:charliechuckles@poopfun.com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:im my pants
Comments:this page rocks it with my coccyx
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:I took the liberty of editing the comments here. (the italicized words are my doing). Sorry matt, I don’t mean crimp your style. Your original line was just too common and vulgar. My variation is much better no matter how you look at it.
01/26/03, 4:37 pm
Name:Patty Wayne
Quest:To find the glory hole
Favorite Color:eggplant purple
email:pwpowell@olemiss.edu
Web Page:A Little Piece of Pat
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:Right in front of you
Comments:I'm coming out yo you Matt White, out of the closet. I can't take it anymore. Love Me!!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:I don't mind saying this creeped me out a bit. Fortunately, as it turns out in this case, right in front of me is about 2000 miles away, so I won't be sleeping with my shot gun under my pillow just yet. As far as your quest goes: try Georgia.
01/25/03, 9:02 pm
Name:Kire
Quest:to just be
Favorite Color:blue
email:a place where no men dare to venture!!
Web Page:Goddess To The Plebs
Referred by:one of those TV news-magazine shows about the evil Internet
Location:australia
Comments:this is nuts! i'm just in love with a guy called Matt White and was bored one afternoon!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Ah, love. It makes us do funny things, like type the name of our beloved into the address bar on our web browser. Why, even I, just this afternoon typed "pizzahut.com" into my web browser. I got a x-large 5-item pizza delivered to my door for 7.99 (plus tax, delivery charge and tip). It was the "First-Time Special" just for on-line folks. I still have most of it in the fridge. I think I'll go have a slice.
01/15/03, 12:12 pm
Name:Fabrizio
Quest:How are you?
Favorite Color:Red
email:Fabris2000@hotmail.com
Web Page:Www.focus.it
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:I am fine. There, now your quest to find out how I am is complete. Congratulations. Thanks for stopping by.
01/13/03, 12:28 pm
Name:mathew
Quest:huh
Favorite Color:red
email:you dont need to no
Web Page:none
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:tampa bay florida
Comments:umm i came to look for mars .com for a project and this came up .. what the hell well it was fun sittin here lookin at pics and reading what people with useless time had to say ... well gtg i jus wanted to write something bye ... why dont you put other things under if your hot or not .. i dont think you are considering i am a guy hope you find a girl who likes ya..good luck
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:OK. Its like this: I ask a yes or no question, but, I don't allow for any "no" answers. It's meant to be funny - especially for guys. In fact most of what is on this site is not meant to be taken seriously. At any rate, thanks for taking a look. Good luck with your project.
01/10/03, 5:58 am
Name:Matthew R. White... Weird, eh?
Quest:I wanna know what the R. stands fo in your middle name...mine's Ronald.
Favorite Color:red
email:matt_white2@hotmail.com
Web Page:it's in the works...
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Newfoundland, Canada
Comments:holy cow!! you got the same name as me!!! that's burnt man... we should form a secret society!! i just wanna know what your "R." stands for...
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:Hey, that's wild! Middle initial and everything. My "R" is for "Roy", so I guess we still have a little individuality left.

I have actually been thinking about devoting an entire website to all of the Matt Whites in the world. Matt Whites could set up profiles - maybe even create their own pages. And, there would be a discussion forum exclusively for guys named Matt White. I would call it "mattwhite.net".
01/08/03, 11:27 pm
Name:KING D.
Quest:to slay in the name of THE MIGHTY ELFMAN!!!
Favorite Color:Darkness.
email:www.killkillkill.com
Web Page:Daddy wuz a child abuser
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:on uranus
Comments:I will brainwash every Matt White on the planet and use them to do wiked wiked things to people!! Join me now!! And together we will murder the innocent and devour the guilty!! For every man is sacred that carries the name Matt White!!! (I wish I were one of you guys!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply: I like Oingo Boingo as much as the next guy. Truly, they were pioneers of the alternative music movement of the late 80's and early 90's. That, added to the more recent musical accomplishments (ie. the Batman soundtrack and Nightmare Before Christmas) of the Boingo front man could warrant the nick-name, “The Mighty Elfman”. But to actually kill in the name of Danny Elfman ... Now, that's just taking things way too far.
01/05/03, 12:58 am
Name:MATT WHITE
Quest:to destroy all other matt white's and gain the ultimate white power.
Favorite Color:White
email:weathers@yahoo.com
Web Page:luckynuggetcasino
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:bottom of the atlantic
Comments:i am going to use this space to say that no your are a very unattractive matt white. i am the key master.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:Luckily, for me, all the fine ladies I meet don't share your opinion of my appearance.

btw - About the key master thing: is that the key for your bike lock, diary, or what? Well, whatever it is, congrats on finally figuring it out.
12/21/02, 8:25 pm
Name:ken
Quest:chill
Favorite Color:aqua
email:matt_white35@hotmail.com
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:new jersey
Comments:dude my next door neighbor his name is matt white that freakin awsome his screen name is redhotlinkin182
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
Matt's Reply:Your neighbor soulds like a really swell guy. At least he has a really swell name.
12/09/02, 8:09 pm
Name:matt white
Quest:get through college without partying to death
Favorite Color:blue
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:virginia
Comments:i had no idea there was a matt white.com, that's pretty cool.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:I'm glad you approve. Know what I think is pretty cool? The fact that you signed my guestbook and didn't accuse me of raping you. (see previous entry). Thank's
11/25/02, 6:16 am
Name:Natasha
Quest:Drop Dead
Favorite Color:Red
email:f_cher@hotmail.com
Web Page:dot have one fag
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:Brantford
Comments:Yes I have a comment I think Matt is a goddamn fag and he needs to learn that when a girl says no it means no!!!!!!!
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply: Good luck with that quest of yours.

(In case anyone is wondering, I am neither a homosexual, nor a rapist. So, if God has decided to damn me, it's for some other reason.)
11/22/02, 6:56 am
Name:matt white
email:like_to_love_badgers_and_aphids@yahoo.co.uk
Web Page:www.11tmr.com/
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:UK
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:Hey, Matt. Thank's for stopping by. I checked out that Web site of yours. That's quite a nice life you got there. Kudos.
11/16/02, 10:30 pm
Name:Matt
Quest:to get the guestbook to email me when someone signs it.
email:mw_gb_junk@mattwhite.com
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
Matt's Reply:it works! WooHoo
11/15/02, 4:29 am
Name:greig
Quest:to jump the grand canyon
Favorite Color:red white and blue
Web Page:rangers rule .com
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Comments:matt why don't u eat s**t buddy
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
Matt's Reply:If it wasn’t for the word ‘buddy’ I may have mistaken your request for an insult. As it is, I can clearly see that you are merely inviting me to participate in a lifestyle that you yourself enjoy. Though, I appreciate the sentiment I must respectfully decline your offer. I guess I am just not that opened minded. But, hey, more for you, right?
10/17/02, 4:53 am
Name:spud
Quest:to die
Favorite Color:pink
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? let me think about it
10/04/02, 2:41 am
Name:Matt White
Quest:Mate with as many badgers as i can
Favorite Color:violet
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:in a room
Comments:Matt you @!#%in bellend. you r ugly and retarded and give people with the same name a bad name
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
10/03/02, 12:41 am
Name:White, Matthew D. White
Quest:To rule the world with all Matt Whites!
Favorite Color:green
email:mattybumpo@hotmail.com
Web Page:None. Why do another mattwhite.com?
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Hyrum, UT
Comments:Is there any other name that is as good as ours? I am glad to see that you are such a credit to our name. I like your site. As far as the following question, how could any Matt White NOT be a hottie?
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
Matt's Reply:It's guest book entries like this that make it all worth while. Thank's Matt.
06/05/01, 9:27 am
Name:Amy Childress
Quest:Showing my co-workers your movies
Favorite Color:blue
email:aachildress@firstam.com
Web Page:Huh?
Referred by:I did a search for the word 'crap'.
Location:In a chair at work
Comments:Everyone likes your movies. They love the pointy thingy that blows up the city.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
05/05/01, 4:08 pm
Name:Natalie Childress
Quest:To boldly go where noone has gone before
Favorite Color:green
email:nat@youhoser.com
Referred by:The URL came to me in a dream.
Location:Henderson
Comments:Just wanted to answer your survey questions.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? you bet
04/29/01, 5:54 pm
Name:Amy Childress
Quest:???? Do I have one????
Favorite Color:blue
email:calicos2000@juno.com
Web Page:I don't have one
Referred by:The wall of a public restroom
Location:In a chair in front of my computer.
Comments:You crack me up. I check Loney and Bradd's homepages out at least once a year, and so I checked your out too. It's good!! I loved your movies. They made me laugh!! I like guy on a bike, etc.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? HOLY CRAP - YES!
03/14/01, 8:14 am
Name:Loney Childress
Quest:fame, fortune, and fast internet access
Favorite Color:blue
email:loney@youhoser.com
Web Page:UFO Underground
Referred by:This one guy I know - I think his name is Bob.
Location:Pahrump, NV
Comments:Wow a new guestbook. I couldn't resist. It's a sickness. M-U-S-T S-I-G-N. I'm in therapy as we speak.
Is Matt White a Total Hottie? yeah
02/03/01, 1:39 am
Name:Bradd Childress
Quest:hosehead@youhoser.com
email:http://mattwhite.com/gb/contact.html
Web Page:Hoserama
Comments:Hello Matt, I wanted to be the first, but someone signed their OWN guestbook and now i'm second, which means first loser. LOL. Nice shockwave stuff. Cool site, too bad there's no new pictures of you to steal.

Bradd
01/31/01, 10:27 am
Name:Matt
Web Page:Matt's Home Page
Location:Vegas
Comments:Just thought I'd be the first to sign my new guest book. The old one has been broken for quite some time. I don't know why, but it wasn't my fault.

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